Tarmie's Rambles

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Lalalalala...nah, it's been done.

Hi everybody! Well, OK, hi Karma (because I swear I'm the only person who will ever view Tarmie's Rambles. Sigh). So, yeah. Here's my interesting greeting to myself:

Tarmie: Hi Karma.
Karma: Hi Tarmie.
Tarmie: How are ya?
Karma: Oh, you know. Not too bad.
Tarmie: So why aren't you at the meeting?
Karma: Well, heh heh to tell the truth, mate, I've kinda sorta lost my meeting clothes.
Tarmie: You chode.
Karma: Yeah... *scuffs feet abashedly*
Tarmie: You are not! You're feet are sitting quite comfortably on a footstool!
Karma: They're your feet too!
Tarmie: I know, but I'm not pretending to do anything with them that I'm not actually doing.
Karma: ...
Tarmie: Ha! I'm right, aren't I?
Karma: Well, if that isn't the world's dumbest question, I don't know what is! We're the same person! You know you're right! And yet, being the same person, you're also wrong, because if I pretended, then so did you! Mwahahahaha... *continues evil laughing*
Tarmie: I don't believe it. Not only do you have a point, you actually are laughing evilly. It's a good thing you're alone...we're alone...oh, I give up. And anyway, there's no such thing as a stupid question.
Karma: Then...what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask the question?
Tarmie: ...
Karma: ...
Tarmie: ...
Karma: Hey!
Tarmie: Ah! Don't scare me like that! There's no need to shout.
Karma: Sorry. (And yes, I really did shout "Hey!" out loud, scaring myself because I wasn't expecting it.)
Tarmie: ...Well?
Karma: Huh? Well what?
Tarmie: *grumble* (yup, out loud) What was the "hey!" all about?
Karma: Oh! That. I forget.
Tarmie: You...forget.
Karma: Yup! *smiles at everyone*
Tarmie: Actually, you're not smiling at anyone. because you're all alone. There isn't even a mirror in the room!
Karma: D'oh! Oh! I remember what I was gonna say now!
Tarmie: About time...
Karma: I watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles today.
Tarmie: Really? Raph oriented?
Karma: Why're you asking me? You watched it too.
Tarmie: Yeah, I know, but I/we was/were too busy cheering for Mikey!
Karma: Yeah. He ROCKS!! I love his scream.
Tarmie/Karma: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

And now we shall leave...me...to my devices...ahem!
Toodles!

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